Yes, the life of a young lawyer keeps you busy, but why have you not blogged this? Texas residents – plural, not just a random loony – have reported seeing UFOs, with fighter jets in pursuit.
Look! Here’s more. One resident states that the object was a mile and a half long.
“It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.”
While federal officials insist there’s a logical explanation, locals swear that it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane. They also said the object’s lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several towns who reported seeing it over several weeks have offered similar descriptions of the object.
The government is silent. This begs for a free-market solution – a group of unbiased UFO investigators. Ghost Hunters meets MythBusters. (Okay, okay, this television-hating blogger has never seen the former and only seen the latter once.)
Holy effing eff! That’s CWAZY.
I wonder what the space aliens think when they watch us scurrying around. Probably, “What a bunch of idiots.”
Reminds me of one of my favorite Jack Handey quotes: “I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”
By: lewdandlascivious on 28 January 2008
at 9:05 pm
ROFLMAO.
Why would they visit us? We aren’t much fun. They might not be carbon-based life forms. Heck, they might not be water-based life forms, and may think our planet unsuitable for habitation.
By: theobromophile on 28 January 2008
at 9:27 pm
What I want to happen is for the space aliens to show up over a NASCAR race. The reason I want this to happen is because I want to watch all the eyewitnesses try to describe what they “had seen.”
By: lewdandlascivious on 29 January 2008
at 2:37 am