A Dayton, Ohio, mother was arrested after her month-old daughter was found cooked to death. Prosecutors are seeking the death penalty. The infant lacked external burn marks but suffered death from internal heat. (For the non-nerds reading this, microwaves work by increasing the rotational frequency -ergo, overall kinetic energy – of water and do not affect non-polarised molecules. Food – and humans – cook quite nicely in microwaves.)
The pachyderm thinks that Ms. Arnold watched Snakes on a Plane one too many times.