Posted by: bridget | 10 March 2007

Lewd and Lascivious One-Liners

One-liners from a conversation with LewdLascivious that are too good to not share.

“[He has] all the mental discipline of a 5 year old on crack.”

Re: Leftist idea of peacekeeping efforts as being akin to a teacher on a playground: “Ironically, the only reason that even works on a playground is because adults have complete dictatorial control over the kids’ behavior. What he would probably call ‘ethnocentric imperialism'”

“Facts and logic bounce off liberals like a quarter off anna nicole’s fake tits. BOING!!!!”

Don’t mess with this girl, though: “…and if there is anything i’m good at, it’s picking a fight.”



  1. She’s a firecracker.

  2. You better mean that in a good way….

  3. Didn’t know it had a bad meaning.

  4. Well, I guess some sarcasm or the idea that women should be gentle, sweet, loving, unopinionated twits would make it a bad thing.

    I, for one, think that Miss Lewd & Lascivious should take the MPRE more often – those are some great one-liners. (Just kidding, babe.)

  5. I think it’s a great compliment! But it’s good to know the Pachyderm is getting my back in the event someone tries to talk s***!! :)

  6. Hey! It’s fun to blog in the third person. :) Yes, there will be a stampede if someone talks smack about my girl.

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