No, this elephant has not been hitting the vino early: it actually happened.
“Right now, I could kill George Bush,” she [Nobel Peace Prize winner Betty Williams] said at the Adam’s Mark Hotel and Conference Center in Dallas. “No, I don’t mean that. How could you nonviolently kill somebody? I would love to be able to do that.”
This satarises itself – no pachyderm intervention necessary.
Hat tip: Ann Coulter.