Some of the stranger search terms that have been used to find this blog… gotta wonder about some people:
Kaine pardons witch miscarried
True story. A witch caused her neighbour to miscarry; 300 years later, Gov. Kaine pardoned her. We never said that American justice is fast.
americans take jobs illegals have
Of course. Then, to be extra-super mean, we make them watch Richard Simmons.
are guinea pigs PACHYDERMS?
No, they are RODENTS. Your house pet is not related to the HIPPO in the zoo.
men who lost their penis
…should check the Lost and Found. If a man happens to misplace it after a night of over-drinking, the Chinese will attach a donated one. (One reason to not check that little box on the back of your driver’s license… you don’t know where it will end up.)
refuting pro-abortion biblical arguments
Neil might be able to help with that.
pregnant + sex photos
As if Anne Geddes isn’t bad enough.
Ayn Rand don’t do charity
Is this a knock on Ayn Rand? We will have words! Actually, Miss Rand had nothing against charity, so long as it was not forced (that being slavery, not charity), nor solely for the apotheosis of mediocrity. Should the value advanced by the charity be more important to an individual than retaining wealth, charity is in one’s rational self-interest and is endorsed by the wonderful, brilliant Ayn Rand.
SUCKERS! Hee hee hee…
If at first you don’t succeed, try again? This blog is not a Magic 8 ball nor marital counseling arena.
This blog is rated G. Now, the pachyderm is the biggest nester going (and suffers from a horrible addiction to Crate & Barrel, Pottery Barn, Williams Sonoma, and BB&B), but nesty sex? She doesn’t even know how that would happen. Come to think of it, she doesn’t want to, either.
taurus men and divorce
Ford drivers or those born between late April and late May? The pachyderm is intrigued about this connection between astrology and divorce. According to astrologyinsight.com, Tauruses are unlikely to divorce. Not much said about those born under the sign of the god of war, however.