Posted by: bridget | 27 January 2008

Where are you, Queen of Swords?

Yes, the life of a young lawyer keeps you busy, but why have you not blogged this? Texas residents – plural, not just a random loony – have reported seeing UFOs, with fighter jets in pursuit. 

Look!  Here’s more.  One resident states that the object was a mile and a half long. 

“It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.”

While federal officials insist there’s a logical explanation, locals swear that it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane. They also said the object’s lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several towns who reported seeing it over several weeks have offered similar descriptions of the object.

The government is silent.  This begs for a free-market solution – a group of unbiased UFO investigators.  Ghost Hunters meets MythBusters.  (Okay, okay, this television-hating blogger has never seen the former and only seen the latter once.)

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  1. Holy effing eff! That’s CWAZY.
    I wonder what the space aliens think when they watch us scurrying around. Probably, “What a bunch of idiots.”

    Reminds me of one of my favorite Jack Handey quotes: “I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I’d like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.”

  2. ROFLMAO.

    Why would they visit us? We aren’t much fun. They might not be carbon-based life forms. Heck, they might not be water-based life forms, and may think our planet unsuitable for habitation.

  3. What I want to happen is for the space aliens to show up over a NASCAR race. The reason I want this to happen is because I want to watch all the eyewitnesses try to describe what they “had seen.”


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