Yes, the life of a young lawyer keeps you busy, but why have you not blogged this? Texas residents – plural, not just a random loony – have reported seeing UFOs, with fighter jets in pursuit.
Look! Here’s more. One resident states that the object was a mile and a half long.
“It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts.”
While federal officials insist there’s a logical explanation, locals swear that it was larger, quieter, faster and lower to the ground than an airplane. They also said the object’s lights changed configuration, unlike those of a plane. People in several towns who reported seeing it over several weeks have offered similar descriptions of the object.
The government is silent. This begs for a free-market solution – a group of unbiased UFO investigators. Ghost Hunters meets MythBusters. (Okay, okay, this television-hating blogger has never seen the former and only seen the latter once.)