Since it’s been a few months since the last installment of “Strange Search Terms that Internet Whackadoodles Have Used to Find This Blog,” here’s a list for Groundhog Day:
what drug would be used to stop a taxi driver
Because “Stop right now, or I won’t tip you 20%” doesn’t work? Would you inject whatever drug this is into the jugular while the poor soul is driving?
what does red and blue make in art
Purple. This is art. If it were politics, it would be John McCain.
arguments against prochoice tumor
Generally, you zap the things with radiation or take them out with chemo, instead of reasoning with the mass of unwanted cells, pro-choice or not.
solutions to understaffing in restaurant
Hire more people or seat the customers at regular intervals.
Bambi and Thumper sex
Both are males. For more on the subject, read this. Or check out this other term: “For environmental balance pick up a rifle”
liberals run HUD
do guys enjoy kissing and do guys care about how girls kiss
No to the first; the male audience can give opinions on the second. Update: just got this one:
kissing women+men in the bath
Get dirty while you get clean? Now, is someone actually so clueless that he needed to google that?
sharpie court cases
Damn markers are horribly litigious.
madison ct police prostitution fantasies
For those who missed the memo: Madison’s finest actually lived out the fantasies, hence the scandal.
nerdy women sex
Similar search terms: “Where can I buy a unicorn?”, “Tooth Fairy sightings”, and “The Easter Bunny said to say hi.”
government harming box turtles
Sunday School Teacher, you are responsible for this one. For those who missed the memo: the government actually mandates that you stop and help a box turtle to cross the road, and, once you’ve moved him to the other side, point him the direction he was previously traveling in.
eco friendly suicide
Tully can explain all of that. He’ll even buy the materials and take them to the recycling facility afterwards.